I've been way too busy to post for ages, and I'm really too busy to post today, but this was so funny, I had to write it down.

My step-family and half sister are in Canberra at the moment, and Kitty (four-year-old half sister) was playing offices and making people come and talk to her. Chris (step-grandfather, and lawyer) came up to Kitty 'to ask for some legal advice'. This is what happened:

Chris: I'd like some legal advice about how to get rid of my wife.
Kitty: You could kill her.
Chris: How could you help me with that?
Kitty: I know where to get a very good gun.

Later, she advised Liz (Chris's wife) to poison her husband to get rid of him.

Are we the Mafia, or what?